Really, Really Ridiculously Good News

Can it be? Is it true? Ben Stiller is in talks of doing a Zoolander 2 movie. Pretty sure nothing can beat the original movie, but bringing back the Zoolander character is amazing.

For those of you who don't really know the basis of the movie, Derek Zoolander is a model, who also has an IQ of about 2. All of his "looks" are exactly the same, but he thinks they are different. "I like the calendar because it shows my versatility." The first time I saw the movie, I thought it was so stupid. The more I watched it, the more I realized how awesome it is. Ben Stiller definitely makes the movie with his funny and ditzy comments. Yes, this man is ditzy, if that's even possible. "The files are IN the computer?!"

Can't wait. Don't judge me.

30 Day Shred!

So now that I have my eating under control, I'm adding workouts in. I dusted off my Jillian Michael's 30-Day Shred DVD and popped it in for a workout before watching AI. It was tough, but totally do-able. Excited to get toned up!

On a side note...if I had her body, this is the only outfit I would wear. Just sayin'.

WTF Pinkberry?!

As much as I love supporting local businesses, can someone PUH-LEASE open a Pinkberry in Northern California?! Just because we live in the Northern part of the state, it doesn't mean we don't deserve yummy, delicious Original Tart. You hear that owners?! We like frozen yogurt too! In fact, there are a TON of Pinkberry wannabe's but there is just something about the original. Waiting...patiently.

Is this Chicken or Tuna?

Say what you want about my girl Jessica, she knows exactly what she is doing. Her "dumb blonde" antics helped her become a household name and has a very successful shoe and handbag line. I'd say stupid things in front of the camera to have her income. AmiRight??

Also, John Mayer is retarded. Here is the definition of Napalm (accodring to Wikipedia), in case you didn't know. And I'm not going to lie, I didn't know what it was either.

Napalm (naphthenic and palmitic acids) is a thickening/gelling agent generally mixed with gasoline or a similar fuel for use in military operations. The term napalm is a combination of the names of its derivatives (coprecipitated aluminium salts of naphthenic and palmitic acids).[1] Colloquially, napalm is used as a generic reference to several flammable liquids used in warfare, often jellied gasoline.[2] "Napalm B" is the modern variant of napalm and, although chemically different, is often referred to simply as napalm.[2]

Awesome Tweeting

Well, I'm not gonna lie, this is pretty awesome. I changed my Twitter name to @TheMrsAwesome to match my whole theme I have going on.


Awesome.

I think I'm getting the black lung, Pop

If you see a horse faced makeup guru angrily dragging a man that has the most regular bowels on the planet by his feet, you're witnessing the result of a "Dr." making crazy claims against Bare Escentuals, one of the most popular makeup brands. Not to mention it's my favorite!!!

According to Dr. Oz, he's saying the minerals in the makeup could actually damage and scar lungs. Whaaaat? Now, note the part that says there are NO ACTUAL STUDIES to prove this, it's just a potential risk. 

Mineral makeup is a big trend. Made from minerals such as mica, which are used for industrial purposes as well, these tiny particles are a thousand times smaller than predecessors from even 10 years ago. Their small size makes for a smoother, more flawless look, but it has one serious unintended consequence. The particles are so tiny they fall quickly through the air and can be inhaled easily into your lungs. When construction workers use mica in products such as spackle, they wear masks to protect their lungs from scarring over time. Though there are no studies showing damage from makeup use to date, experts say the long-term use and inhalation of minerals in makeup can lead to inflammation, irritation, and lung disease in women and girls.

So here's to not inhaling. I'm Team BE.

vs

...and here's Zoolander, just for fun.

[after being in a coal mine for a day] Derek Zoolander: [high-pitched cough] ... I think I'm getting the Black Lung, Pop. It's not very well ventilated down there. 

Larry Zoolander: For Christ's sake, Derek, you've been down there one day. Talk to me in thirty years. 

Emailing in the SHOWER?

Mr. Awesome is pretty awesome...but I don't know about this one. I kind of like having a few minutes to use my pink loofah, exfoliate and use the 15 shower gels I just had to have. But you heard it here first folks...


Blackberries in the shower

This Weekend

 

I'm really excited to clean and organize.

Does that make me old?

Beautiful Blogger Award

Well, thank you Jamie Pickle for this award! Who do I thank? Well first off I'd like to thank...wait...what...Kanye? Is that you? **Steals keyboard** "Imma let you finish writin' this but I thinks The Superficial is a bomb blog site thingy and the awesome writer there should have won this award. He has the best blog eva....how could you beeeeee soooooo heartlesssssss. WHAT. UH."

The rules are:

Put the award on your blog...

Thank the person who you received this from...

Tell 7 interesting things about yourself...

Nominate 7 bloggers...

 

About Me...

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  My favorite food is Chinese. It's more of a sickness really.
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  I love my dog more than most things.
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  I'm 5'4" (and a 1/2!) and I have a size 9 foot. I know, I don't need ski's...ever. 
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  I married my highschool sweetheart after 10 years of dating.
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  I was an Ugly Duckling and got cute around Sophmore year of high school.
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  I've never had a tattoo or my bellybutton pierced
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  I'm usually the first one to laugh at my own jokes...and sometimes the only

In no particular order I nominate...

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  Mr. Awesome
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  The Late Bloom
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  The Bride's Book
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  The Girl Kyle
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  The Superficial
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  H A L E
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  But You're Like, Really Pretty

But You're Like, Really Pretty

Oh, thank you Kelsey for introducing me to this awesome blog. Enjoy friends.

butyourelikereallypretty

I'm Now a Brunette!

Not sure how I am feeling about this. I haven't been this color since I was in 7th grade. No really. I went to Trader Joe's and just felt like I blended in. Being blonde makes you feel so pretty and awesome. Ok, that could be just my own thoughts haunting me from Junior High.  I learned what highlights, makeup and a hair dryer can really do. And voila!, here I am today. Now since I have all these beauty tools in my arsenal, I'm definitely working it. I've recieved many compliments on my skin and my eyes, which I never really had before. Hmmmm, maybe I'll stick this out for awhile. You know, like 4-6 weeks until I go back for another appointment.

Happy February!

Hooray for Valentines Day, Presidents Day (holiday, Holla!) and Mardi Gras.

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Impromptu Trip!

Mr. Awesome's brother will be in Monterey for a few hours on Sunday. This is a big deal because he lives in Germany! We're making a weekend out of it and heading down to spend some time on the beautiful coast of California.

It's been about 10 years since either of us have been, ok maybe a little longer, and neither of us are that excited to hit up the aquarium. I've seen the one at Marine World...good enough for me. So, not knowing what exactly to do, I Google (sorry, K) activities in Monterey. This is what comes up:

WAIT...Smiley Orca Face Painting?! Yessssssss please! That sounds just fantastic. No, no it doesn't. WTF is this crap? I mean, come on, Defense Security and the Student Activities office of a Junior College come up? This sounds HORRIBLE. Is it too late to cancel our reservation? No?...We have to go? Ok, I'll keep looking...

Ok, ok, this does look amazing. I hear there is good shopping and cute cafe's also. Twist my arm!

Bachelor Predictions

Ok, for those of you who follow the Bachelor, you know what I'm talking about. Here is how I see it going down:

Top 3: Ali, Tenley, Gia
Top 2: Ali, Tenley

New Fiance that may or not work out in the real world of camping, hot dogs and planes:

Ah-dorable Ali. She's sweet, but also has an edge. I like it!

And although not super trashy, I think Tenley will be the next Bachelorette. I think she's ready to mingle and show her ex he's an idiot.

You heard it here first folks. Mrs. Awesome will be right. And if I am, well..actually nothing will happen. I will be right, which will be awesome enough for me.

Old Friends, New Relationships

Over the past few months I have re-kindled relationships with old friends. One we met when I was 6 and the other when I was 19. Both of these women have had influences on me and had something to do with who I am today.

My oldest friend and I drifted apart because I moved to Northern California (no, I don't say hella!), so for obvious reasons, it was hard to stay in touch. We each had our own lives and went our seperate ways. I do remember picking out our senior prom dresses together one weekend! Soooooo many stores, but luckily we each found our dream dress. I think this is when I started my negiotiation skills. I wanted a $400 dress, so the $200 dress seemed like a steal! Now, years later we have connected again and through Facebook  email and texting, and we have been able to keep in touch. I'm happy we are because that friendship was such a large part of my childhood. It's nice to have it back. :)

I think we're about 10 here. Check out my super sweet bangs and killer watch!

My other friend has come into my life again, after years of drifting apart as well. Not quite as clear on why this one happened...I think it had to do with finding out who we were and dealing with our personal issues. We had many good times together, including trips to Vegas, (trying to) cheat off her in math class, mixers, clam bakes, trips to the cape! Ok, the last 3 may or may not be from Legally Blonde, but we WERE in a sorority so it's in my blood. Anyway, it seems as though we are in a similar place now and have re-discovered why we were friends in the first place. We're both really funny and make ourselves feel better by laughing about the misfortunes of others. You know, like the cast of Jersey Shore?

Anyway, bringing these two women back in my life is a great start to 2010. Can't wait to see what the future holds!

I'm with CoCo!

Can't wait until he has another show. Plus, any man that thinks a giant sized maturbating bear is funny, is ok in my book.

For Kaila

This post is for my lovah, Kaila. She posted THIS awhile back and I realized Toby has the same sweater. We did photo shoot with him and I think it turned out better, don't you? How do I get my dog in modeling? I'm not too proud to sell him out.

Happy Birthday Mom!

Today is my self-proclaimed Awesome Momesome's birthday! I'm excited to spend the day shopping, gabbing and rounding out the night with a delicious meal at Fat's. Love you so much!

For Dog Owners or Dog Lovers

Having a Maltese definitely has good points and bad points. Good thing: they don't shed. Bad thing: constant grooming! Since groomers feel the need to charge upwards of $50 for a haircut and bath for the Big Man, we decided we could do it cheaper better. This has led to purchasing TONS of different shampoo's, conditioners, dry shampoo's etc. All of them leave this funky smell, even after he gets blow dried. (You know what I mean)

However my friends, the Pet Head, Fears for Tears Shampoo and the Furtastic Conditioner are ahhh-mazing. No joke. The conditioner makes his coat so soft and shiny, and smells so delicious. So delicious in fact, I've been tempted to try it out myself. Ok, I haven't but I've definitely thought about it. Maaaaybe in a pinch. Anyway, highly suggest this. You can purchase at your local Petsmart, Target or cutesy doggie couture boutique.

Happy Washing!

Anything For My Dog!

Mr. Awesome, you are right. I would totally do this. To extend Toby's life for a mere $17? Sign me up!

That's What She Said

This is totally awesome! Thank you Megan for thinking of me. : )

The video is kind of long, but totally worth it. Thatswhatshesaid!

My Mom is Awesome

This was sent to me in an email and just made my day. : )


As the mother of mrs. awesome I look forward to hearing about the biggest loser and hope you win the moolah! love ,awesome-momsome!!

Girls Weekend in San Francisco!!

Here we come Manor West and Ritz Carlton!

Biggest Loser

We're doing a Biggest Loser competition at work. Weigh in is tonight, then an intense boot camp workout. Super excited! Winner takes home a cash prize of $400!!!!

Bring. It. On. I am a very competitive person so this is perfect motivation for me!

New Year, New Calendar

I'm really excited about my new Barbie calendar for 2010. Its Barbie Couture and it makes me happy.

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New Year, New Me

Since I now have the body of a 5 month pregnant woman (I'M NOT PREGNANT), I know something needs to be done. Jeff and I decided to get an elliptical for our gym and actually USE it is our goal for 2010. I went on it last night, and also did arms and abs. I'm proud of myself and I have short shorts, tank tops and the mirror in front of me to keep me motivated. Have you ever watched yourself work out? It's very distracting disgusting motivating. Here's to the PWW (Post Wedding Weight) going BUH-BYE. Forever. I'm done with the yo-yo. Cheers (with water!) to 2010!

Merry Christmas!

I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas this year! We ended up going down to the bay area for Christmas Eve at Grandma Dent's house. We got to spend some time with our cutie niece, Jade! She is growing so fast and getting more adorable by the minute!

I was super excited to get to Mr. Awesome's parents house on Christmas Day to see that I am now completely official! I have my very own stocking on their mantle. I know, it only took 10 years but this made my day. All the stockings are hand made by his Aunt Diane and now I'm part of it. : )

Since Toby and Jade are cousins, they share toys and clothes. What, is that not normal? So Toby tried out Jade's new super fun pink Radio Flyer from her awesome Aunt and Uncle. We couldn't help but put him on the rocking horse too. He likes it, don't you think?

Europe Trip is BOOKED!

Our flights to Germany have been booked! I am so excited! This will be my first time and I can't wait to experience it all. We are flying into Germany and out of Paris. Oktoberfest here we come!!!!!

Sweet Child O' Mine

This is one of my favorite scenes in the movie "Step Brothers" with Will Ferrell. This is the younger brothers family who seems to be the "Perfect Family" driving their Range Rover and two children. In reality the wife hates her life, the Dad is a total idiot and the kids are rude and obnoxious. Just reminds you of what is really important in life. Also, the song gets stuck in your head so you're welcome in advance.

Hip Hop Elves

So it's that time of year where it is totally acceptable to create elf versions of yourself. This year I thought the Hip Hop dance moves were the best. My favorite part is when Toby and I do the worm. Check it out and have a laugh on us.

Send your own ElfYourself eCards

Bubbas has such a hard life

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Happy Birthday Kyle!

My fabulous friend Kyle (and also my BFF Kaila's roomie) who has inspired me to start my very own blog and become a Tweet-a-holic (yes, I just made that up) had her famous Birthday Party on Saturday. It started with us girls gathering at Simone's new house, then heading to her wonderful parents who prepared us a delicious meal. The table was decorated so cute and they had all sorts of cocktails waiting for us; however we chose wine, natch. After dinner we headed back to Simone's house for more wine, cotton candy, ice cream sundaes, gossip and more wine. Yes, we had a cotton candy machine from one of her friends! It was quite delicious I must say.

A wonderful time was had by all, and I'm glad she liked the cupcake necklace I got her!

Delicious Mistake

The time came for our Christmas Potluck with friends. I love this dinner because we bring delicious carb-filled dishes and just enjoy each others company. This year as an appetizer I wanted to  make a baked brie. I couldn't find phyllo dough so I wasn't sure what to do. I also purchased all of the ingredients for Monkey Bread and had everything in the fridge. Yum! Since I didn't have anything else I decided to use the crescent dough to wrap the brie in and then bake it for 25 minutes. Holy Heavenly Deliciousness. I couldn't get enough of it and everyone else loved it too!

I'm happy everything tunred out great and to have such wonderful people in my life. : )

Christmas Cards??

Why did Christmas come so fast this year? I JUST ordered our cards to send out. Pretty sure they won't be out in time for Christmas, but guess who's over it? Yep. Me. Merry Christmas!!!

Toby's long lost brother!

So I guess my Aunt has this thing for buying random pillows all the time. News to me. It drives my Uncle nuts, and he keeps a closet full of them then gives them away to Goodwill. My mom was over last weekend and found a pillow that looked EXACTLY like Toby. My mom had to have it and brought it home to me. We seriously laughed for about 30 minutes posing Toby with his twin, trying to get a decent shot. Jeff and I do double takes because we think it is actually Toby on the couch. Too funny, and hope you enjoy it as much as I did.

My Winter Wonderland...

Last weekend Mr. Awesome's boss let us use his cabin in Tahoe for the weekend. Awesome, right? I've never actually been in a snow storm, so this was a new experience for me. We loaded up on groceries junk food, and planned on staying in all weekend. We watched movies, played board games, ate, drank wine and played in the snow. It was a perfect weekend of doing nothing and enjoying the elements. Sad part? The snow was too light to make a decent snowman. Boo!

A Fun Little Song

When you're pants are a little tight and your shirts don't fit right....DIET! DIET!

When you feel like wearing sweatpants and lounging on the couch....GYM! GYM!

When you can't fit out the door and you want to just lay on the floor...DIET! DIET!

When you look in the mirror and you want to run from here...GYM! GYM!

Ugly Christmas Sweater Party

For years I have seen pics and read about these, but I finally got to attend my first Ugly Christmas Sweater Party last weekend. It's pretty funny how creative people can get. From plucking a poinsettia flower to buying out JoAnn's Fabric, it was hilarious.

Mr. Awesome and I searched far and wide for the perfect sweaters, but had no luck at Goodwill. Go figure? So we decided old ladies shop at Kohl's and knew there had to be a gem there somewhere. Luckily, we found the same one in both of our sizes. That's right, we had matching sweaters. Awesome. Everyone else thought so too. We got second place.

Babies, babies, babies!

My friend Colleen Renwick from college is having her first baby! It's a little girl named Chloe (due in January) and she is going to be the cutest dressed kid in all the land. Seriously. So cute.

Jen Mallory and I had matching outfits, so we had to document the occasion.

The other pic is of me rocking my double chin, or what my BFF calls "Happy Weight." Hers is boyfriend weight gain or BWG, and mine is post-wedding idon'treallycarewhati'meatingi'mhungry weight. Regardless, my pants don't fit. Therefore, Boot Camp tomorrow it is.

Have cupcakes, will travel

So I know it's been a little while, but I attended a National Conference in San Diego mid-November. Normally this is a crazy-fun stay up until 3am drink fest, but this year was a little different. Not sure if it's because the economy, or title companies (aka My Company) isn't allowed to purchase alcohol for clients anymore. Ummm, I'm going to go with the latter. Anyway, I had a great time catching up with co-workers and continuing to solidify our relationships with the major players in the industry.

The cupcakes (from Heavenly Cupcakes!!!) were an homage to Fross for her birthday, but were sadly not eaten by her. 3 were mysteriously missing and I'm sure we will never know who it was...

The Blueberry Martini was had at the Hard Rock Cafe. It was so delicious, I had to capture the yumminess. Best part? There was another entire glass in the shaker.

A New Way to Birthday?

I think my friend Kyle will appreciate this.


Me: Where you wanna go momma?
Fross: How bout La Bou? It’s easy and cheap : )
Me: Oh, good idea! What about Panera? There is a lot more room. It’s right on Howe as well.
Fross: Yeah…but I don’t have La Bou by me anymore. : ( Can I play that card?!
Me: Ok, ok. You ARE special. Being pregnant is like having a birthday for 9 months. : )
Fross: HAHA - true.

Mom: Is this like a blog?