I'm in the middle of Missouri in O'Fallon. My rental car starts shaking and beeping while I'm on the Highway. I have Starbucks punched into the GPS since it's the only one in a 75 mile radius and I'm jonesing for a Skinny Vanilla Latte.
I pull of the freeway and my car is shaking uncontrollably. Knowing that next time I stop is going to be my home for a few hours, I continued to Starbucks, 1.4 miles off the road. Not even joking. Apparently the Engine Malfunction light is flashing at me and "it's a serious problem" according to the DOLLAR rent a car people. This car has 8 miles on it. E-I-G-H-T.
So needless to say, I'm sitting in a Starbucks waiting for my new car to be towed to me. Awesome.