Thank you MTV for bringing Jersey Shore into my life. It truly is a fabulous train wreck that makes me complete.
Now, Snooki is pretty awesome. She took a hit to the face, isn't afraid to take her shirt off in the hot tub and knows exactly what she is looking for in a man. You know, a "juiced up guido." Plus, she is always prepared in case her signature "pouf" somehow isn't so poufy anymore. She must have been a girl scout. Take note girls, always have an extra bright white hair clip circa 1980 ready and available AT ALL TIMES.