Is this Chicken or Tuna?

Say what you want about my girl Jessica, she knows exactly what she is doing. Her "dumb blonde" antics helped her become a household name and has a very successful shoe and handbag line. I'd say stupid things in front of the camera to have her income. AmiRight??

Also, John Mayer is retarded. Here is the definition of Napalm (accodring to Wikipedia), in case you didn't know. And I'm not going to lie, I didn't know what it was either.

Napalm (naphthenic and palmitic acids) is a thickening/gelling agent generally mixed with gasoline or a similar fuel for use in military operations. The term napalm is a combination of the names of its derivatives (coprecipitated aluminium salts of naphthenic and palmitic acids).[1] Colloquially, napalm is used as a generic reference to several flammable liquids used in warfare, often jellied gasoline.[2] "Napalm B" is the modern variant of napalm and, although chemically different, is often referred to simply as napalm.[2]