Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 7, 2010

Worst Christmas Gifts 2010


There have been some pretty crazy items released into stores this year. In my opinion, here are some of the worst things you could get under the tree. Or...it could be a great list for your White Elephant Exchange. You're welcome.


I even can't listen to him on the show. Why would I PAY to hear him talk about his abs?


I mean, this is just so wrong in so many ways.





Yes, we all love gadgets we use once and shove in the pantry. Plus, who needs to make donuts? Aren't they like $.50 at the store?


What's wrong with a dumbbell?


Snooki from the Jersey Shore wrote a book. She can't form sentences properly while speaking. I could only imagine what her writing would be like.

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Out of Office Re: Dear Santa

This is a real email exchange between me and Mr. Awesome. Awesome.

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From: Mrs. Awesome
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2010 11:13:47 -0800
To: Mr. Awesome
Subject: Dear Santa

I want:
 
  • A kindle with a pink case
  • MAC brush set-Ask Ashley
  • Zebra computer bag
  • Purse Hook 
Love,
Me

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From: Mr. Awesome
Date: Mon, 15 Nov 2010 11:18:47 -0800
To: Mrs. Awesome
Subject: Out of Office: Dear Santa

Thank you for your email, but I will be out the office until December 26th. If this is an urgent matter you can contact Buddy the Elf @ 555-nor-pole.

Thank you for your understanding, and have a Merry Christmas!

Love,
S. Claus

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa...

I've been a very good girl this year. I'd like a Kindle for Christmas.





...and a cute pink cover for it.



Oh, and while your Elves are working on it...a pink skin for it too. 


Thanks, Santa! I promise to put out beer, Twizzlers and Snickerdoodles for you.


Love,
Mrs. Awesome