This can actually happen?

So I know you can be too fat to fly, but you can also be too drunk? I know we have standards for our pilots, but our passengers too?

That's awesome.

Note to self...

Read the article here:
Jonathan Rhys Meyers Too Drunk Get On Plane

And for those of you who (like me) have NO idea who this guy is, and how ge got into US Weekly, here is the DL...
Who is Jonathan Rhys Meyers?

You're welcome.

But You're Like Really Pretty SATC Girls

This is hilarious! With the new Sex and the City 2 movie coming out, this is just perfect. This is one of my favorite websites that has a new celebrity parody each Wednesday. Go here to see this fabulous treat.

But You're Like Really Pretty

New Diet Plan?

Apparently 50-Cent lost a ridiculous amount of weight for a new movie role. He did it by walking for 3 hours a day on the treadmill and a liquid diet. Wait, he's in movies?

This led to the following conversation:

Kristen: 3 hour walks and liquid diet?

Kristen: hmmmmm


Breanne: gross


Breanne: I wish I could do that


Kristen: me too


Breanne: I wish I had time for 3 hours of anything outside of work


Kristen: um yeah


Breanne: if you turn pizza into liquid is it still bad for you?


Kristen: hahahaha


Kristen: that's a great question

Oh, and here's 50-Cent normally:

American Idol Pick!

I really want Lee Dewyze to win. Crystal is a creepy gypsy.

Team LEE!!!!

Wedding Bells!

I was in a wedding last weekend and here is a snapshot of the Bride. Everything turned out beautifully and we had a great time. More pics to follow shortly. 

-- Kristen

Friday Inspiration

“Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory or defeat.”

Theodore Roosevelt (1858–1919)

26th president of the United States

Cute Overload!

I thought these were cute and wanted to share. Don't you just want to snuggle them?

Awesome Passport

My passport will forever have a pink headband in them. Well, for 10 years at least.

-- Sent from my Palm Prē

Mini-Me

I found these pics and I kinda was a cute baby. It got awkward when I hit about 10, then got cute again at 16. Ahhhh, how times change.

In celebration of my years on this earth, I wanted to share these pictures. It's fun to see how we evolve into the people we are today!

How awkward did you used to be?

Baby Kristen

Probably around 7?

About 12...

About 16/17. Still could use a highlight, but a vast improvement. *smile*

Birthday Girl

So, today is my birthday, and I am so lucky to have such amazing family and friends in my life. We celebrated on Saturday night at Dave & Busters, which was a total disaster. Luckily I had some drinks in me, but was pretty Hangry (combination of Hungry and Angry=Hangry) so needless to say I wasn't a happy camper.

However, just being with my friends made me happy. We didn't get any group shots since we were spread in the bar area and then seperated into 5 tables. Not kidding. To say I'm disapointed in D&B is an understatement. They tried to make it up with Donut Holes, but that just added more cellulite to my booty. Sooooo, fail.

...But my awesome friends make up for all things that could go wrong. xo

Summertime!!!!

This warm weather up here in Northern California has got me thinking about Summertime! This song has always been one of my favorites. Plus, I just love Will Smith, even in his 80's fit.

I can't wait to ride my cruiser around, lounge by the pool, and have many glasses of wine on our patio.

Awesome Weekend!

I had an amazing weekend to say the least! Exhausted by the time Sunday evening came around {think 5 hour nap!!!}, but was so worth it.

Mr. Awesome and I met up with some friends at the Rivercats Game on Friday evening. Being the little kids we are, Mr. Awesome bought a batting helmet {for safety of course} and I got a pink claw. I of course opted for the pink, but notice the actual "official" color is maroon.

Saturday during the day, I hit the nail salon with  Bre then to the mall for some Mommy shopping. I may or may not have found these fabulous shoes as well!

Saturday evening I headed over to another friend's birthday dressed up for some horse racing! We looked fabulous and recieved many $1 wine "shots" paid for. Definitely will be going back!

On Sunday we had a Champagne Brunch with the Mom's, then headed to a chick flick. Their choice; The Back Up Plan. It was actually a lot funnier than I expected it to be.

Cheers to Motherhood!

Heidi is alive!

Look how well she is doing!! Just a little water and TLC. No Miracle Gro, Mr. Awesome. She's all natural! Go me!

-- Sent from my Palm Prē

Wishful Wednesday...on a Friday!

'I wish' .... I was fluent in another language in addition to English, and it would

be Vietnamese!

I would really like to know what the nail ladies are saying. It would be awesome to jump in the conversation with them, like Gretchen Weiners in Mean Girls.

Heidi's not looking so hot

Miracle gro maybe?

-- Sent from my Palm Prē

New toys!

Every time our dog, Toby gets a new toy he just can't decide which one he wants to play with first. So yes, we always buy in multiples. Tonight we were at Costco and couldn't pass this up. It was a 3-pack of toys for only $5.99!

I wanted to capture his reaction on video since I think it is so hilarious. Enjoy this little video of our fur child..

Heidi the Hydrangea

Soooo, I may or may not have a track record of killing anything that grows in soil. This little gem caught my eye this weekend and knew I had to take her home.

Mr. Awesome and I have an over under bet. I said two weeks, and he said under. Such confidence! I'm going to prove him wrong and keep Heidi the Hydrangea alive!

Wish me luck!

-- Sent from my Palm Prē

Home Alive from Vegas!

Well friends, I made it home alive from Las Vegas. My friends bachelorette party was last weekend and we all lived to tell about it. Here is a pic of me and the bride...She let me do her makeup. :)

A highlight was meeting Mario Barth, a world renowed tattoo artist. One of the girls knows his girlfriend, a total sweetheart. We hung out at his tattoo shop/lounge/bar and had so much fun! They did an Absinthe shot for us and lit it on fire. Pretty amazing. Check out his site here.

We also met a HUGE limo filled with Elvis impersonators. It was amazing watching them as they filed out. We corralled them into taking a picture with us!

"I'm never one to pass up a photo opportunity."

"Just sayin."